
The VRS 3000 is state-of-the-art software which takes in factual
information from the non-virgin, performs complex, rigorous
calculations, and through a process called virgination, finds the
algorithm needed to restore your virginity. Hard to believe? It's
true!
A group of highly skilled
scientists set out on a multi-million dollar
research study that eventually led to a breakthrough in the
understanding of virginity. This
knowledge was then examined by a group of top computer scientists
who worked for six intense years on developing VRS 3000. The chief
developer, Dr. Rachel Kadarinsky Ph.D., led
the team to its victorious creation through numerous and often
painful prototypes. The team worked on 36 hour shifts in a race
to complete the project within the allotted 6 year deadline.
Focusing on structure instead of content, the team managed to
created an incredibly efficient and compact software package. VRS
3000 is programmed in endodecimal (base 11). This unusual approach
to programming allowed the team to free themselves from their
logical thinking patterns and rise up to another celestial plane in
computer science.
What was once a long and painful process, now takes seconds. VRS
3000 can and will change your life.
What do you need to do? How will you know that you are a virgin
again?
It's never too late to GET IT BACK! |